the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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