If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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