we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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