I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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