ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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