I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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