My brain says no but my pants say off.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Randomize
