random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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