Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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