Fuck appropriateness.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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