i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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