omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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