I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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