you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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