I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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