the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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