please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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