somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just had sex on a roof
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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