I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Holy shit dude........stairs
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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