We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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