After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
