love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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