i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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