Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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