It's Friday. Sex?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
And then the night went full on bisexual.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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