Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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