It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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