She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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