Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Randomize
