He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
someone owes me an orgasm
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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