why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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