that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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