I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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