you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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