You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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