Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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