I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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