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am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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