haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
