Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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