You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
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