hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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