I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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