I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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