dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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