I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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