Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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