why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
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