ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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