question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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